First things first... I'm the realist. No seriously, I am. Let's just go ahead and get this going. I'm not an English/Grammar major. I not do grammar good. If you're a grammar/spelling nazi, TURN BACK NOW. You will be in tears by the end of my first paragraph.
If you are one of those people who are easily offended, TURN BACK NOW! I am known for many things: my angelic looks, my flawless skin, my terrible baking skills, etc. But being politically correct/people pleasing is not one of my strong traits as a human being. Life ain't no sugar shop, and I'm definitely not the cashier behind the counter, smiling and saying "Have a sweet day!". Yes, I know that analogy didn't make sense, but it's my blog, dammit!
I tell it like it is. After all, this is my blog and my Foundation! I do what I want!
So in conclusion:
Unicorns DO exist and Cupcakes ARE essential to survival.
You're Welcome.
-Dustin
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