Monday, December 29, 2014

I Need a Minute...


Hello. I need a minute. It feels like there's been an avalanche of stupidity and doubt in the mountains of my mind and now it is blocking my creative pathways. I'm now waiting for the cleanup crew to shovel it out of the way. I would get out of my car and shovel it myself but I'm terrified of Yetis and Jack Nicholson chasing me through snow mazes... and Yetis that look like Jack Nicholson chasing me through snow mazes. Don't you love how metaphorical and deep we get here at the Foundation?

They look cute, but they are my enemy.
I have a lot of ideas for 2015! So if you are one of the two people who read this blog and you're still with me... GET PUMPED! We're going to be doing some exciting and un-exciting things that will keep us at the level of mediocrity we're already at! YAY! I'm going to continue making my mother not proud of me! YAY!

 JK! But seriously, I do have so fun things planned and I hope you somewhat enjoy these things!

 You should go lay down now, you're drunk.

 Byeeeeeeeeee!

This would be me if I were a Yeti.

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